Super Big Special Huge Announcement! Cool Stuff for Sale!

Here's a dirty little secret. Blogs don't make so much money. So a while ago, say.... around October of 2011, when I wrote this post, I had this idea to sell some toys through the blog.

In the aforementioned post, I installed an industrial e-stop in my bedroom. The problem is though, real e-stops are pretty expensive and they're don't normally fit a home light switch wall box.

So I went out, found a company that made real light switches, found a company that made buttons, (then made the buttons fit the switches, which is a whole different story), did a little integration, and voila! Also, I need to tell you that every time I called the button company, I couldn't help but think "You work in a button factory," which is a kid's song I know, and giggled a little.

So with no further ado, I give you:

A Light Switch For People Who Like Pressing Buttons.

Can this button launch missiles from a nuclear submarine? Maybe. Can it eject you from the cockpit of an F-22 fighter jet? Even less likely. What it can do is alleviate the everyday boredom of turning your light switch off by giving you a button mashingly awesome experience every time you slam your fist into the big, fat, red button. Buy one and fire away.This product features a fully functioning light switch and a rotary dimmer. It fits any standard electrical light switch wall box.

Let's be serious for a second and recognize this product is intended for use as a novelty. It is not intended for use as an emergency safety switch.

only $17.95 + S&H

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